About Socrates Soccer Tees

Socrates Soccer Tees came into question in 2015. To quote Socrates, “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” and Socrates Soccer Tees thrives on knowing nothing about what is going to happen to them once they’ve hit the stage. While they perform group improvised long-form comedy, Socrates Soccer Tees can also explode into a train of thought that allows them to explore the bigger life questions: Do we actually exist? What is existence? Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Socrates Soccer Tees performs regularly at the Comedy Clubhouse in Chicago, IL every Saturday night at 10pm. They also have performed across the Midwest, including shows in Milwaukee, as well as improv festivals hosted in Green Bay, WI and Grand Rapids, MI.

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