In the 1980s Slash was practicing guitar in his room. In the middle of a riff, Axel called up to him that the Bagel Bites were ready. Hoping to get downstairs before the rest of his bandmates ate them all, he leaned his still ringing guitar against his amp and quickly ran out of the room. Slash never returned because he became famous while downstairs eating tiny bagels. The decades of vibrations from his guitar caused a monster heat wave, also known as global warming. In the future everyone only wears t-shirts. What is a scarf?
